She said.. he said...

Conversation with the BFG at Berkelow Book Barn in Berrima yesterday:

Me: "Why don't we randomly select one of these really old books each, read through it and tell each other what it's all about"

BFG: "Lets not"

Me: "You're no fun"

BFG: "You already know that. Why don't we play network games - pick one each and we both play"

Me: "Ok - so will you do the book thing?"

BFG: "No"

Well, that was basically the gist of the conversation.