Conversation with the BFG at Berkelow Book Barn in Berrima yesterday:
Me: "Why don't we randomly select one of these really old books each, read through it and tell each other what it's all about"
BFG: "Lets not"
Me: "You're no fun"
BFG: "You already know that. Why don't we play network games - pick one each and we both play"
Me: "Ok - so will you do the book thing?"
Well, that was basically the gist of the conversation.